Happiness is being on four wheels!
Spam is gross,Spam is fatty,Spam when eaten - drives a man batty.It looks like cardboard,it smells like old shoesit floats in greaseit tastes like poo.What's wrong with bolognaor even sliced hamwhy torture us allwith visions of Spam?
S P A M : Specially Prepared Animal Meat. With Mountain Dew, it doesn't get any better!
Thank you. You are now one of my favorite people, unlike that Amanda person.
I can't think of too many things that beat a can of MT DEW and a plate of SPAM!Yum!OK maybe steak, but not much else!
Amanda, have you tasted poo?
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Spam is gross,
Spam is fatty,
Spam when eaten -
drives a man batty.
It looks like cardboard,
it smells like old shoes
it floats in grease
it tastes like poo.
What's wrong with bologna
or even sliced ham
why torture us all
with visions of Spam?
S P A M : Specially Prepared Animal Meat. With Mountain Dew, it doesn't get any better!
Thank you. You are now one of my favorite people, unlike that Amanda person.
I can't think of too many things that beat a can of MT DEW and a plate of SPAM!
Yum!
OK maybe steak, but not much else!
Amanda, have you tasted poo?
Post a Comment