Tuesday, July 31, 2007

For Amanda

Ingredients for Bologna:
MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, PORK, WATER, CORN SYRUP, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF SALT, SODIUM LACTATE, FLAVOR, SODIUM PHOSPHATES, AUTOLYZED YEAST, SODIUM DIACETATE, SODIUM ERYTHORBATE (MADE FROM SUGAR), SODIUM NITRITE, DEXTROSE, EXTRACTIVES OF PAPRIKA, POTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, SUGAR, POTASSIUM CHLORIDE.

Ingredients for SPAM:
Pork with Ham, Salt, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite.


HELLO???? Mechanically separated chicken?

Mechanically separated meat (MSM)
is a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.

YUM!

SPAM!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Tribute to SPAM

SPAM, SPAM, you wonderful treat,
Baked, fried or grilled,
You are "crazy tasty" to eat

Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner,
You are the clear winner.
There really is no compare,
As your aroma fills the air.

SPAM in the morning,
Diced with scrambled eggs.
Or maybe in an omelet,
smothered with cheese.
Whatever the way,
You're sure to please.

Then there's lunch
With SPAM on a bun,
Fried up slightly brown
Until it is done.

Oh SPAM, Oh SPAM,
You are sure to thrill,
Whether cooked over a fire,
or on the grill.

SPAM, SPAM,
Oh, what's in that can?
A little pork shoulder
and a whole lotta ham!!

70 years and still going strong,
Did you think you'd be around that long?
1937 must have been a great year,
Mr Hormel turned the world on it's ear!

When I'm at the store,
it can be an awful bore,
but then i see that little blue tin,
and think of all the deliciousness within!

Some people give you grief,
but I just shake my head in disbelief,
because i know how you make me feel,
and that yummy taste is for real!

So next time you're looking at a can,
Go ahead, pick it up and fry it in a pan.
Take my advice, you'd better buy two,
Because leaving someone out will make them blue.

SPAM! Gotta Love It!

The Winner

58% of the vote went to:

Woodchucks are tasty with a little salt and pepper.

Wow, who knew.

Oh, and the definition of woodchuck is:

wood·chuck (wŏŏd'chŭk') Pronunciation Key
n. A common burrowing rodent (Marmota monax) of northern and eastern North America, having a short-legged, heavy-set body and grizzled brownish fur. Also called groundhog; also called regionally whistle pig.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

And the winner is:

A tie between Taco Bell and Arby's!! That would make a great combo restaurant. Order a roast beef sandwich with your nachos! YUM!

Friday, July 20, 2007